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wow WOW I can't believe you'd insult my dancing after how we danced at the ball how do you know I can't throw it back like the best of us?

[Yes nerdy ass twink, who mostly works. Totally can throw it back and dance. Press X to doubt.]

you know you don't have to ply me with drinks I'd kiss you on the dance floor without that but I'd be interested in what you'd dress me up in

oh my god, if you ballroom dance with me in the club while everyone else is grinding on each other i will lose another life laughing but, you're cute 💜 i know i don't have to get you drunk to make you wanna kiss me. i just think making out drunk is fun but, fine, if you want to have a t-total night, we can do that too i've already picked a few things out for you. i can send you pics or you can come over and try them on if you want? .... oh shit i don't live in the city anymore tho i moved recently

it would be so quirky and different 🥴 and I'm not swearing off drinking at all if you want me a little sloppy I guess I don't mind but only if you keep the vultures away and wait wait wait wait YOU MOVED how am I just finding out about this???? when did you move??

i will defend your honour with my life. unless you find someone you like the look of more than me, in which case i'll manipulate my way into a threesome with you both. or take you home and remind you who you came with. depends how i'm feeling~

[ He's not dodging the question, you're dodging the question. ]

i moved... a couple of days ago? it was kind of sudden, honestly, it's not like i was hiding it, i just forgot? didn't think to tell anyone? idk consider this your formal notification that i no longer live at my old address.

omg cat I don't think you're hiding it from me I'm just surprised is all and okay noted so you're no longer a city cat huh? and just so you know I'm flattered you'd defend my honor

i guess im just not used to people knowing where i am at all times and i suppose not... though technically i wasn't a city cat before i arrived here either. my home town didn't exactly have a bustling population but it's nice here. it's... quiet. but not in the lonely way. weirdly tranquil for a place like decadia. and there's a garden for vyv and marmalade to explore.

a garden for your growing kingdom? that sounds really nice I hope vyv is wearing her little sweaters tho it's still chilly 🥶 give me the address and I'll head over?

i think she has a favourite, actually. the blue one you got her with the lighter colour around the neck that matches her eyes. she's wearing it right now.

[ He drops Simon a pin, with the location of Phainon's cottage on the outskirts of the city. ]

my room is the attic, so let me know when you're here and i'll come down to meet you really, one of these days you should learn to teleport. making me wait around for you like this 🙄

Edited (too many boys to kiss, cant remember all their names) 2026-03-04 16:23 (UTC)

she's a fashion icon and also looks fabulous in blue like me and they've got you up in the attic? are you sleeping in the rafters? doesn't sound very kingly oh an my bad I'll work on that teleporting thing stat y'know being a super duper normal human who can't do any of that

let's not limit you to one colour here, you look great in everything. and out of it too~ with a can-do attitude, simon, you'd be surprised what the average human is capable of and no, i'm not in the rafters! there's other people in this house, this is the only floor where i'm not expected to share anything with anyone — and, it's at the top of the house. the highest point. i'd argue that's very kingly.

oh you flatter me my king 😚 or idk maybe I could get some hightech teleportation chip in my head I mean I don't know if they have those here but guess I should look into that

[Simon does enjoy riling Cat up and sometimes it's really so easy.]

so have you forgone a bed and made one corner of the attic a giant pile of blankets and pillows? not a nest of course never that omw btw

or, maybe the more we fuck the more of my magic will rub off on you. only one way to find out, i'm afraid!

[ Two can play at that game. ]

asking what my bed looks like already... some men are only after one thing

[ Cat, you literally just sexually harassed him. ]

for your information, i have pretty much the same set up. except i have more pillows. and the bed is bigger. i'm a three cat household now, after all.

maybe that's why I can't poof yet it has been a while

[And that's 100% on Simon. After what happened with Harrow and how he ran to Cat to lick his wounds for him... maybe he felt a little guilty in a weird round about way and that held him back from enjoying Cat's company in that way.]

and can you blame me? your bed is super comfy I'm excited to test this newer bigger and better version out

it has, but luckily i don't hold on to things like that. you're worth more to me than your sweet, tight little ass. though i do miss it. and you. 😽 lucky for you, my powers will work more than fine once i get my hands all over you on the dance floor. so if you really want to test it out after we dance, i can make it happen.

[ Attached, a picture of Vyvyan currently sprawled up near the pillows on a large comfortable bed. She's got her favourite sweater on, and she's looking at the camera like she wants it to explode. ]

that's if vyv makes room for us

you truly are a romantic

[And shh no he's not smiling softly as he reads that and as he types out—]

missed you too

[As if they don't talk and share stupid memes with each other on the daily. His smile only gets bigger at the picture Cat sends him. Look at this stylish diva, he's already so fond of her, he's not yet met the newest addition, but that's okay, that can change today!]

I don't know if I'd want to disturb her peace her looks are quite deadly

[ Cat, on the other hand, is definitely smiling about it. He knows he and Simon are good, even if they haven't been physical with each other for a while. He gets it! He knows Simon is in love (or at least in something) with Harrow now, and can only imagine how that might complicate things with the guy who's been effectively humping your leg for a couple of months... but the Cat came out of it feeling closer to Simon in a friendship way than he ever has with anyone, given something he didn't realise he needed, and honestly? That was all he ever wanted. A part of Simon that's his. ]

true... she's never scratched me but she hardly needs to with a glare like that and she can be really mean sometimes guess we'll have to do it on the floor instead or find some nice private little booth at the club.... you like booths, don't you, simon?

[ :3 ]

[Truly it is a relief to have someone he can be with in every sense of the word, or not at all. Whatever it is they need at the time, whatever is best for them.]

a death glare is one thing but scratching her king!! gasp! vyv would NEVER 🙄 oh yes and changing rooms and the hallways in fancy rich people buildings and random sitting rooms in those same buildings I'm a glutton for it!

[... okay maybe part of him is starting to really get a thrill out of that, don't look at him.]

idk i feel like if i keep trying to shove her in more elaborate outfits she might be tempted. technically i'm not *her* king, after all. tho idk if decadia has a reigning cat monarchy other than me. i'd have to ask all the other cat people here if they have any objections to me taking that spot.

[ Which is, like, just Cipher. And he's pretty sure she won't care. ]

let's not forget hot chocolate stands either. i knew you were a little freak from the first time i saw you 💜

huh that's a good question actually... you'll have to update me if you figure that out maybe there could be a cat king battle to the death? wait no no let's not don't worry I've not forgotten how I gave your fingers fellatio seconds after I met you you should be proud tbh I've done a lot of new little freak things with you first

[AND FINALLY—]

I have arrived~ uh should I just knock and say I'm here to see you or???

[ Cat is kind of proud of that, honestly. It gives him the same feeling he got at the ball, giving Simon a messy lipstick kiss and then sending him off into the night, like he's made a mark on him that won't fade even when the physical ones do. And if that's encouraging Simon to let his freak flag fly, then he's happy with that. ]

no no i'll—

[ Moments later, the Cat is opening the front door, looking only a little out of place amidst all this sunlight and all these flowers while wearing all black. He grins when he sees Simon, relief and joy and a whole bunch of other things surfacing on his face, so that he's unable to resist the urge to reach out a hand to scoop his up. ]

At least you didn't leave me waiting too long. C'mon. I hope you're ready to climb like three flights of stairs.

[ He has no idea who is in the house right now, but he doesn't spot anyone in the communal areas on the first floor, so they very well could have the house to themselves. Except for the cats, of course. And the chimera. ]

[Cat had definitely left a mark on him and Simon would say for the better. Simon is outside trying not to look like some weirdo loitering, which is funny as it's not like there's tons of people out there watching and wondering what he's doing, but he still feels better once Cat pops out and takes his hand to lead him inside.

Happy to see him as well his fingers give a little squeeze as they head through house and his head is on a bit of a swivel. This place is huge and impressive and—]

What... I thought you only had two cats?

[The "cat" he's speaking off is not a normal looking cat by any means, but he still looks confused all the same.]

And oh no, not stairs! Y'know thankfully all the crazy hot mind blowing sex I've been having to fulfill my wish has kept me pretty in shape these months. I think I'll manage some how.

[The crazy hot mind blowing sex Simon really hadn't been having last month that is, shh. He'll make up for it.]

So is this some kinda country frat house? How cool do you have to be to get invited to live here?

That's Fig Stew. He's a chimera. Mydeimos' chimera, though he's kind of a communal animal at this point. He roars at my door sometimes if he can't get in and wants to tussle with the cats.

[ The Cat shrugs in an idk man, I'm from Earth kind of way that at least Simon will relate to. While Simon's Earth and his may not be the same version of Earth, they can at least agree that the word 'chimera' inspires a very different mental picture than the cute little furball blinking curiously at them as they move through the house. ]

This house was a viewer gift. Some of us are getting cats and drugs and bicycles and sex toys, and some of us are getting giant fairytale houses. I guess it's whatever your audience thinks you need most, right?

[ He leads Simon past the kitchen and the little communal living space, up the stairs to the floor where the other members of the household live, and then toward the door that looks more like it leads to a closet than anything else. Behind that door lies another set of stairs, a little more narrow, leading up into an open plan room with a small ensuite and a large window letting in natural light. It's smaller than his city apartment, and it's less dark and shadowy, but a lot of the Cat's familiar comforts are here: his furniture, his clothes in piles by the built-in closet that he's yet to organise, his comfy couch and armchairs, and his blanket and pillow nest on his bed. And, of course, Vyvyan and Marmalade, both looking with large eyes at the two of them as they approach. ]

... I've been getting close to the guy who owns the house, so when he got it, he asked his friends from his own world to move in and... I was part of the extended list.

[ He sounds like he's picking his words carefully, because he doesn't want to undersell any part of this or brush it off, but he also isn't particularly accustomed to saying vulnerable things like this all out in the open. He looks at Simon as if trying to judge his reaction — is he moving too fast, is it a good thing, is it a red flag move, is he being dumb? — but can't really bring himself to look anything other than pleased when he looks at him. He really did miss having him around. ]

That's a chimera? I'd say you're pulling my leg...

[But Simon takes another quick look at it before he's led away. Yeah no, still can't see the chimera thing at all, but it's clearly not a normal cat. From Earth kinda way indeed, this was not something from the world he knew, this was a Pokemon okay!

But it's something to think about later, for now he's curious as they end up at a door that looks like it should lead to a small closest meant for some seven minutes in heaven action, but instead, another set of stairs. Honestly he doesn't know what to expect as they head up, but it's oddly enough not so different from the last place Cat was in before just less... modern and chic and fancy. Much more cozy. He can't help but smile at the nest, yes nest, of pillows and blankets.]

Oh- oh!

[He snaps his fingers.]

Phainon? I remember him mentioning a Mydeimos, one of his friends he lived with and um... Cipher?

[It's not lost on Simon that Cat seems to be choosing his words as he speaks. He was very purposeful about the way he said this. "Getting close" to the guy who owns the house and how he was asked to move in with them. Hm.]

Soooo getting close to this guy likeeee... you like him?

[Simon hasn't let Cat's hand go yet, because he doesn't want him to think that he's judging him or even worse, upset that he's interested in being close with others. In fact the opposite! He's happy to hear and find out Cat's apparently pretty close to enough people here to have a comfy little place of his own like this. A home in a home. It feels so much more positive an environment than the cold modern places they stuck them in.]

[ The Cat blinks and then nods when Simon says his name and the names of his friends — relieved on the one hand that he doesn't have to do some sort of romcom-esque attempt at describing Phainon's personality to Simon, and strangely wondering what Simon's take on him is. Simon has a decent judge of character at least. Not perfect, given who he's in love (or whatever) with, but decent.

At Simon's second question, the Cat squeezes his hand and fixes him with a look. If you ask him, that's a pretty cruel question to ask a Cat who can't lie, but... well, it's not like he has anything to hide from Simon. Simon came to him in his hour of need, and while the Cat has done a lot worse to Phainon than sucking his dick and doesn't feel particularly in need or anything here, it's not like he thinks Simon will berate him for this.

He might tell him he's moving too fast, but he already knows that. He might tell him he's fucking stupid for getting in so deep with someone who already has a best friend to be crazy about (again!!!), but the Cat already knows that, too. ]

It'd be pretty hard to get close to him if I didn't like him. [ Pause. ] Yes, I like him. [ The Cat squints. ] What are you looking at me like that for?

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