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[overboarded]

"This is Simon, you know what to do."

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[oversleeperagent]

ok changed my mind im moving to the other side of the city instead

yeah so
reyes suggested finding a place which would be much easier with two since we're both working
makes sense since we both do ok i think and we're from the same place. sorta? so sticking together seems smart

[ Spoken like this isn't incredibly fucking complicated and potentially disastrous. ]

[overboarded]

I'll let you know about any vacancies after I do a little digging c:

HA I THOUGHT SO!
I mean. I figured it was ~Reyes~ you were going to move in with.
kinda gay scott just saying

[oversleeperagent]

oh man thanks. here's hoping

and it's not gay if it's for convenience!
just roommates
roomies
room friends

[overboarded]

(¬‿¬) and they were roommates

[oversleeperagent]

[ He doesn't get your old and outdated memes Simon!!! ]

dont make that face at me
it's totally innocent (╬▔皿▔)╯

[overboarded]

[Goddamn kids these days.]

I've seen the way you both undress each other with your eyes
it's disgusting btw absolutely indecent

no but really
maybe it is innocent but do you really think it'll stay that way?

[oversleeperagent]

ok probably not
especially after the most mindblowing sex i've ever had

but it's still not like
that
i don't think

[overboarded]

so how many times have you guys bedsheet tangoed now?

already sounds like things aren't innocent between you two
being roomies will just make it easier
or more complicated
or both

[oversleeperagent]

only 3 times

[ Goddamn mystery trilogy with its sex scenes. ]

maybe
probably
definitely

simon im in so much trouble

[overboarded]

third times the charm

so do you not want to move in with him or???
I'm no detective but
evidence points to you liking him
a lot

[oversleeperagent]

yeah i do
and yeah
i do

this may come as a shock to you but im very bad at this and have the worst WORST dating history

so on the one hand im maybe possibly really worried
on the other hand i trust him

but as my dad would say my heart is bigger than my brain

[overboarded]

Scott if anything goes sideways or he turns out to be a sleezebag you can always come stay with harrow and me

okay??

he seemed pretty smitten with you at the movies
like he watched you more than it
but I don't know him
maybe you don't either

but you have options okay?

[oversleeperagent]

thanks simon
that means a whole lot more than you can imagine

i guess i keep thinking about ryder and how it sounds like they were really really into each other
and then one day he shoots him
obviously not as abrupt as that but did ryder think he knew him? did he trust him as much as i do??

[ Ugh no he promised himself he wouldn't get trapped in Ryder thoughts. ]

if i shoot him you'll be my alibi right?
i was babysitting
couldn't have been me

[overboarded]

hey same face gang gotta have each other's backs
yeah?

I know it's probably weird but have you asked him more about it?
sounded like he was pretty forth coming with stuff before
I know it's he said he said cause other you isn't here to speak up for himself but

depends on when you shoot him
these "kids" are getting pretty big you know

[oversleeperagent]

same face 4 lyfe

maybe i should
i mean its a reasonable ask since we're talking about being roommates and have fucked more than twice right???

are you saying you'd be my alibi while you still need a sitter??????
cause that's fine by me you have a deal
he dies tonight

no im jk
im pretty sure you know that but im putting it in writing

[overboarded]

I think it's more than reasonable
before you move in you want to be 1000% sure
he should understand
if he doesn't fuck em

wait no don't fuck him
you know what I mean

also hey hey you won't pin me as an accomplice for this!

[oversleeperagent]

too late gonna fuck em

you already said in very few words so we're in this together now
same face gang 4 lyfe

especially if we get caught lol

[ Why do you talk to him? ]

[overboarded]

I'm sorry who are you again????

[oversleeperagent]

we have the same face simon no one will believe you ✪ ω ✪

[overboarded]

I've never met you in my life u.u

[oversleeperagent]

we've been seen in public together you can't escape this

[overboarded]

I refuse to be an accomplice to murder again
I've got a twin who looks just like me

[oversleeperagent]

okay okay fiiine

you know i'd totally cover a murder for you




well probably it depends

[overboarded]

that's really sweet of you

don't worry tho
I'm not looking to kill anyone

[oversleeperagent]

of course not you have children to think about now

speaking of how's paradise going for you